KAISER CHIEFS - 'Never Miss A Beat' (B-Unique)'I Predict A Riot'. 'Oh My God'. 'Everday I Love You Less and Less'. 'Ruby'. 'Everything Is Average Nowadays'. 'The Angry Mob'. A veritable roll call of shite. 'Modern Way' was rather charming, in it's own way. Now, picture if you will, nepotist brasshead Mark Ronson added to proceedings. They'll sound more like a 'bad Blur' (© L. Gallagher) than ever.
Except once the seratonin-producing chorus hits, not long after one of the best call-and-response vocals ever ('What do you want for tea? I want crisps'), past sins are almost completely forgiven, and Ronson's trumpets are thankfully absent. Judging by this single, the Kaisers have took criticism on the chin and opted for subtle and detached humour rather than smug lowest-common-demonator wit so commonplace on weak yet enduringly popular tracks such as the consistently infuriating 'I Predict A Riot' and Stephen Street's emptiest production ever, 'Ruby'.
There is an additional warmth to 'Never Miss A Beat' lacking in previous hits, which although performed in a similiar tongue-in-cheek manner seems less likely to annoy on subsequent listens. Previously, to my ears, the Kaiser Chiefs were a sub-Britpop revival combo running pararell only to Menswear in terms of non-credibility and longevity, whilst appearing to attract exactly the type of fanbase they attempted to ridicule during 'I Predict A Riot' and embracing this factor. In addition to this, both Ricky Wilson and songwriting drummer Nick Hodgson seemed borderline arrogant in interviews, in a manner befitting talents far worthier than their own.
Nonetheless, 'Never Miss A Beat' on it's own terms is a highly melodic and charismatic pop single which warrants repeated listening, and shouldn't cause too much concern when it is used as backing music to all sports coverage repeatedly over the next 3 months.
A single of the week award seems redundant, since these are in no way definitive with regards to this week's releases, but if there was an award for 'Pedestrian Landfill-Indie Band meets Silver-Spoon Brass-Happy Producer in Decent Record Shocker' this would probably stand in good stead.
(8/10)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz40P1hFvWsSNOW PATROL - 'Take Back The City' (Polydor)So, as it's 2008, and these things tend to come round on a 2-yearly cycle, we are not only treated to a new Kaisers single (although admittedly the last album only came out last year, as did the last Bloc Party, and they've churned out another questionable collection already, in what is now known as 'Radiohead-fashion', leaking the album far ahead of physical release), but a new album by this decade's answer to Deacon Blue arrives, predictably leaving one ear as fast as it entered the other. Now that even Coldplay have upped the tempo of their single releases, thus avoiding further Embrace comparisions, it seems Snow Patrol must follow suit, and although 'Take Back The City' is admittedly more raucous than say, 'Run', or the cynical, contrived emotional void known as 'Chasing Cars', it fails to leave a dent on the long-term memory, and leaves one inquisitive over potential weakness of subsequent singles.
(5/10)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmB2uvQc0O0CSS - 'Move' (Sub Pop)A characteristic 80s tinged effort, the latest effort from most people's favourite indie-disco Brazillians is built upon a chorus not unlike prime-time Madonna - the kind of hook Gwen Stefani would probably pay someone an obscene amount of money to compose. Now that commercial indie music is dying on it's arse in terms of mainstream success, it would be interesting to see how the firework bands of 2 years ago fare, once the crash-barrier of hype has vanished. Maybe we'll have to concentrate on the music other than the fact that the singer's dating a Klaxon.
'Move' is a euphoric, if uneventful pop song and is unlikely to prolong the career of a band so obviously based on fashion and image as much as creative potence, and in the manner of so many 2nd division alternative acts these days will probably reach #78 for one week on downloads only, as the only physical CD single in circulation dies a lonely death in a Wrexham stockroom.
(8/10)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvUW-dkviakJAMES YUILL - 'This Sweet Love' (Moshi Moshi) In the vein of Maps-meets-Bright Eyes, a simple acoustic lament which gives way to a sweet synth-motif which sounds neither jarring nor contrived. A folktronica-infused epic which, both unintrusive and introspective, only requires a couple of airings to enter the consciousness on a long-term basis, bringing Four Tet and Nick Drake to mind in equal measure.
(7/10)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GTUSO9T8 M.I.A. - 'Paper Planes' (XL)A highlight of the quantum-leaping 'Kala' album of over a year ago. A huge hit in the US, 'Paper Planes' now receives a lap of honour in the UK, already becoming the genre-straddling Londoner's first UK Top 40 hit. Utilising the hook from The Clash's 'Straight To Hell' to cataclysmic effect, M.I.A. makes the sample her own in a track that has already faced a somewhat unneccesary hefty amount of censorship across the Atlantic. A harmonious merging of hip-hop, rock and electro, this mid-tempo epic could well become a signature track before her oft-threatened retirement.
(9/10)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sei-eEjy4g
THE TING TINGS - 'Be The One' (Columbia)Yet another single culled from the hugely successful 'We Started Nothing', recalling The Bangles and, maybe unintentionally, an Aldi-level Santogold, or maybe somewhat generously, The Primitives. It doesn't exhibit the tight funk element of previous chart-topper 'That's Not My Name', but then again employs more than two chords and doesn't make me want to divorce my own testicles by means of a pizza cutter. Not a bad week for dogshit bands.
(7/10)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5BybSb6W4gAnd that's this week's (high-profile) singles!
Got to save some for next week!